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Just finished reading the girl who kicked the hornets nest,it wasn't that good but the part were she got stung to death was hilarious.


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Ever notice how Voldemort has a diary, necklace, ring, tiara and an obsession with a famous teenage boy? No one but me finds this awkward, apparently.


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I've written a book on how to deal with rejection... Unfortunately I couldn't find anybody willing to publish it, so tonight I'm going to kill all of my family and friends and then jump in front of a train.


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I was in HMV looking at the books, I noticed a bunch of biographies stacked in a row, the first was Heath Ledger, then Jade Goody, then Michael Jackson and last at the end was Stephen Hawking. A bit tasteless if you a...


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My wife is reading Fifty Shades Of Grey. She has borrowed her sisters battered old copy. In fact there is so much of her batter on it when you open the front cover it goes to page 58.


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Guinness world records. Proof that before something amazing, there must first be alcohol.


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I was looking for a Where's Wally joke the other day but I couldn't find it.


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72 year old, Geoffrey Leonard EVERY PAEDOPHILE'S HERO! Order his "How to Books" now!


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I bought a book on Bondage. It was leather bound.


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Some of the worlds smallest books: My plan to find the real killers. by OJ Simpson Guide to dating etiquette. by Mike Tyson Things I cannot afford. by Bill Gates My little book of personal hygiene. by Osama Bin Laden...


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I am busy reading a new dictionary. To be fair, it's not much different to the first one I read.


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Fifty Shades of Grey has apparently been responsible for saving a lot of marriages and enabling women to put a smile back on their husbands faces, and I have to agree. Playing Fifa without getting moaned at is bliss.

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