Tag: Beauty

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My wife told me that I needed to go to the gym and get in shape. I replied, "I am in shape!" A sphere is a shape.


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I walked up to this woman in a bar the other night "You're a feminist, aren't you?" i said to her amazed she said "Yes, yes I am, but how'd you know?" so I told her "I can see your armpit hair from the other side of h...


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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.


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If you ever get attacked by a tiger just throw moisturiser cream at him. Blocks the paws.


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New Eau de Condom by Calvin Klein... ...For him and for her!


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My friends said to me, "I always has johnsons baby lotion in my cupboard." "Thats funny," I replied "I just have Johnsons baby in mine"


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I just bought a new pair of gloves, or so I thought. One of them is second hand.


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I don't really like my new hair. But I suppose it'll grow on me...


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Some women bleach the hairs on their upper lip to become more attractive... Does anyone actually find a blonde moustache on a woman attractive?


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My wife has become so fat, I said to her "You are starting to look like my ex-wife". "But you only have ever been married to me". She replied "Yes, I know"


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Surely if Alpecin works, you would end up with really hairy hands?


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Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.

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