Tag: Beauty

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My friends said to me, "I always has johnsons baby lotion in my cupboard." "Thats funny," I replied "I just have Johnsons baby in mine"

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I just bought a new pair of gloves, or so I thought. One of them is second hand.

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I don't really like my new hair. But I suppose it'll grow on me...

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Some women bleach the hairs on their upper lip to become more attractive... Does anyone actually find a blonde moustache on a woman attractive?

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My wife has become so fat, I said to her "You are starting to look like my ex-wife". "But you only have ever been married to me". She replied "Yes, I know"

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Surely if Alpecin works, you would end up with really hairy hands?

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Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.

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Why did the princess never brush her hair? She had leukaemia.

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I've just booked an appointment with the new German barber. Herr Cut

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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

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You`ve got teeth like a witch doctors necklace.

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Women must think I'm a handyman, since "help" is the first word out of their mouth when they see me.

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