Tag: Art

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Damien Hirst partner has walked out on him for another man. Like a dead cow in an art gallery he must be gutted.


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I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so i mounted it


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Just finished reading 50 shades of grey - I thought it was rather monochromatic.


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My father gave me my first condom. Sadly, he was wearing it at the time.


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A new exhibition where the artist uses human excrement to create celebrity portraits opens tomorrow. There'll be some familiar faeces on show.


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Who's boss of the pencil case? The Ruler.


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How do we know Vermeer had a low sperm count? Well, it's not 'Girl with a Pearl Necklace' is it?


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Consistently innovative and exciting, the London International Mime Festival returns....Now you're talking


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Fifty shades of grey The first ever book for dogs


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Whenever I'm asked who the man of the match is, my answer is always the same. Lowry.


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I lost so much cash through having my art stolen recently, but fortunately this month I've Claude Monet back.


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Went to an M.C. Escher exhibition today. All the best prints were on the second floor but unfortunately I couldn't get there.

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