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I was in tears when my cat had to be put down. I looked into his wide eyes and whispered in his ear; "I love you Piddles, never forget that." I then put him down in his basket and got a few questionable looks from my ...

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My horse is pretty useless. It suffers from hayfever.

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Are you really getting into the spirit of the World Cup? Try putting a beeshive in your girlfriend's glove compartment and telling her you got her an African vuvuzela CD.

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I hate jokes. I've felt that way ever since my fat mother-in-law went to the West Indies of her own accord. And brought back a dog with no nose.

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The first rule of Animal Abusers Club is: you do not let the cat out of the bag.

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My mother-in-law's coming over. I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep.

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Shark attack: 'This was a rogue shark' Unlike those friendly ones.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler with a Hyena? I don't know but i'll join in if it laughs!

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My little girl came in crying her eyes out. "Daddy! Daddy! Fluffy is lying still in his hutch. I think he may be dead." So I went to have a look. Sure enough he was. "Daddy, why is his willie sticking out?" I now regr...

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I've just finished cleaning out my daughters budgerigar because she didn't want to do it. Well, times are hard and we can't afford chicken.

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Im going to encourage my cat to live a more active life by telling it that it died peacefully 8 times in it's sleep

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I'm fed up of people challenging my ethics and saying I don't do enough to better the world. Even my coat is recycled... ...it used to be a leopard.