Tag: Animal

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Went on a family holiday to Africa last year. My mother-in-law got bitten by a black mamba. Terrible thing to watch a snake dying in agony.

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Me and my wife went to the local Pet Shop to buy a pet bird of some sort. It proved unsuccessful; after shooting down all of her suggestions the pet shop manager said I wouldn't a suitable owner.

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My wife said that I need to start making sacrifices for our relationship. She went mental when she checked the rabbit hutch earlier.

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Can we not just settle this once and for all and give Paul the Octopus two boxes? White and black.

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I regret marrying a Himalayan cattle herder. All she ever does is complain about how homesick she is. "Yak, yak, yak."

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I rang the zoo earlier today and got the fax machine by mistake. Either that or the Dolphins are a lot smarter than we think.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Personally, I'm going with the egg; in my experience, most birds take forever to come

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Apparently in Hong Kong it is customary after a meal to spit the bones out on the table. So, anyway, I'm there enjoying my Dog and chips, and after finishing this wonderful meal, spat the bones out. Only while looking...

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A two-year-old American boy has been killed by pitbulls after opening his garage door for them. Understandably, the world is shocked, and asking itself the same question: how on earth did a two-year-old open a garage ...

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My mate's made a 'Dog Grooming video Guide'. It looks pretty good, he's just shown me a clip.

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After 20 years of painfully hard work I've almost finished my book. I can't believe that little caterpillar is still hungry.

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Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

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