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If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.

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I noticed a mouse popping it's head out of a hole from a skirting board in my bedroom , so I rang the Enviromental health Agency. The bloke arrived shortly afterwards I and we stood in my bedroom and waited for the mo...

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I'm new to farming, but I recently purchased several thousand battery hens based upon a sound business plan and excellent return on investment figures. I don't wish to waste any money, so before I release any further ...

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Went to the zoo the other day Some cuddly black and white bears in stockings were going berserk It was sheer pandemonium.

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For a split second before you hit that rabbit in the car headlight, do you recon it thinks its about to be abducted by a UFO?

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Is it more offensive telling my black friend that she smells like my dog, or telling my dog she smells like a black person?

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"It's just a spider, it's more scared of you than you are of it" my Dad told me. Pretty stupid advice for a housefly.

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An old farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks the dog is still missing. "What did you ...

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has? Baby giraffes.

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I think it's unexceptable to mix races. You never see Horses and Dogs racing in one race do you.

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Not everyone hates muslims. Mosquitos find them very attractive.

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Pigeon: "Do you think I should say 'coo, coo, coo?'" Sparrow: "It's your call."

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