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Never trust a woman who has a pet snake, or any pets, or no pets.

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Unwritten rules: we should just write them down and then there'd be no argument.

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Dont discard your old Banana skins, they make ideal sun hats for starfish.

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If there was slightly wider bottleneck of Jack Daniel's bottle, I swear to God I would never marry anyone.

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Old people. Attach a sweeping brush to the front of your mobility trolley. Now, instead of being a menace on the pavements, you can provide a valuable service to your community.

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Extremists Do you want to blow yourself up for a good cause and get hundreds of virgins? I suggest ComicCon

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Can't get approval for a savings account? Simply move in with a Tourette's sufferer, introduce a swearbox and watch your investment grow.

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When ever a child asks me why God let so many people die in a disaster , I tell them its because they distracted him by praying for a puppy.

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Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas.

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My boyfriend says that I never solve my own problems. How do I prove him wrong?

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Lets face it.. maybe you won't get ripped in 3 weeks. However, you might grow a beard, change race and facial shape, so the ad is worth a look.

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Taking the decision to bend over and tie your shoelaces on a moving escalator injects the added thrill of a 'time limit'.

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