Tag: Advice

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My old man always told me to fight my corner. That was good advice, but my boxing career was short lived.


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If "fishing" means luring, hooking, catching, and potentially killing fish, shouldn't we investigate whenever someone says, "I'm kidding"?


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morning glory just isn't the same without a smile on the end of it... so make yourself useful mum.


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The RAF. Test trainee pilots' reaction times by getting them to try to put exactly 10 worth of petrol in their car.


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They need to open a nightclub called "The Office" So men don't need to lie to their girl where they are anymore.


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I was on the tube with my wife, and I heard a message on the loudspeakers. 'Stay close love,' I said to her. 'Why?' She replied. 'Because the message said do not leave bags unattended.'


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INVESTMENT TIP If you purchased 1,000 of Bradford & Bingley ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 0 left today; If you purchased 1,000 of HBOS, ordinary stock two years ago, you would have 87 left today; If you...


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I think the argument for off centred seesaw's is a bit one sided.....


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My teacher said "Those who don't hear, must feel." Apparently raping a girl when she doesn't respond to my flirting, isn't what he meant...


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Wife came back from the hospital in a right state. Said shed been diagnosed with a lump in her breast. I sat her down and told her how when I get lumps in my porridge it narks me no end as well. I went on to say the ...


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Would-be criminals. Before you commit a crime, get a foretaste of what the world would look like from inside a prison by holding a fork up close to your eye.


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If you see a black cat later on, im going to kick it under a ladder into a mirror and then throw a salt shaker at it.

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