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Feeling depressed? Life not going how you wanted it to and its noticeable by the tone in your voice? Why not make a living narrating audiobooks.


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Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true love and to be very romantic. Sure, if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic.


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My friends just accused me of ruining the latest Harry Potter film for everyone. They're overreacting, all I said was that Harry, Ron, and Hermione have to go on a quest to find the rest of the Horcruxes. I didn't eve...


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I've just read the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.


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Just finished writing my new book. It's about existentialist philosophy and authentic existence, for five to nine year olds. It's a picture book called: 'Why is Wally'.


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Have you heard about the library in America that has burned down? Its awful, both books were destroyed and worse still one hadn't been coloured in yet.


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JK Rowling has responded to complaints that her books don't feature any realistic ethnic minority characters by writing a new one: Harry Potter And The Half Caste Pimp


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I've got a book coming out soon. I shouldn't have eaten it, really.


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My friend recommended a book to me. She said it was a real page turner. I was like, "yeah, I know how books work."


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I'm still awaiting the arrival of my new book from Ebay, 'How To Avoid Internet Scams'.


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addicted to my 'How to love a sick dog' book I can't put it down.


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I've just been reading a book that conclusively proves that future comes before past. It's called The Oxford English dictionary.

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