Category: Beauty

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Some women bleach the hairs on their upper lip to become more attractive... Does anyone actually find a blonde moustache on a woman attractive?


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My wife has become so fat, I said to her "You are starting to look like my ex-wife". "But you only have ever been married to me". She replied "Yes, I know"


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Surely if Alpecin works, you would end up with really hairy hands?


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Men who have six pack abs and care about them very much, will cover them in a thick layer of fat.


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Why did the princess never brush her hair? She had leukaemia.


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I've just booked an appointment with the new German barber. Herr Cut


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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.


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You`ve got teeth like a witch doctors necklace.


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Women must think I'm a handyman, since "help" is the first word out of their mouth when they see me.


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I saw the woman who's in that wrinkle removal cream advert at a party. I asked her what her secret really is. "I'm twenty two", she said.


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Today my boss told me my facial hair is bad for business, Nothing's been said by any of the other escorts though.


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I realised I was getting old the other day when my hairdresser spent more time on shaving my ears and eyebrows than she did on shaving my head.

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