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My mate said I was too fat to climb a wall. I still can't get over it.
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I've almost finished developing an anti-ageing product and my wife has agreed to let me trial it on her tonight. I just need to find a silencer now.
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Just heard that Ashleigh Hall who was killed in County Durham was 'a lovely, lovely kid' who was 'the nicest'. Obviously she was nice - she had to be. She was hideous.
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Girls who pull the trout pout in pictures are so obviously fishing for compliments.
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I just asked out a girl i've known for years and i'm distraught. The most attractive person you could ever meet, eyes that you can't help but stare into, wit that could get everyone laughing, an unmatched smile that c...
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"Mummy, Mummy, the kids at school say I'm a freak" "Shut up and comb your face"
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What is the nickname given to Toddlers And Tiaras? The reason condoms were invented.