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Vincent Van Gogh. There's a man. Everyone said to him "you can't be an artist! You only have one ear!" and you know what he said? "Sorry, I can't hear you".
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'Every picture tells a story'. The picture up in my house, tells me how bad security is at the Khalil museum, and that Van Gogh's painting is not worth 32m.
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At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table?
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I always thought auctions were really boring, but the one I went too today was really exciting. Granted, I was sat at the back of the room with a tazer.
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I've developed a foolproof technique any of you can use to sculpt a model of an elephant. 1. Get a huge block of marble. 2. Chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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My mate fancies himself as an artist and wants to sketch me. I told him, "I'm very busy at the moment." "How about next Sunday afternoon?" he suggested. I said, "Not too sure - but pencil me in."
An artist tried to concentrate on his painting, but the attraction he felt for his nude model finally became irresistible
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An artist tried to concentrate on his painting, but the attraction he felt for his nude model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe yo...
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Abstract erotic art... ...It's the shape of things to come.
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I got into a fight with an artist last night... We drew