Category: Art

Sort: Date | Title | Views | | Comments | Random Sort Ascending
View:

2147

25 Views0 Comments

Whenever I'm asked who the man of the match is, my answer is always the same. Lowry.

2128

35 Views0 Comments

I lost so much cash through having my art stolen recently, but fortunately this month I've Claude Monet back.

2125

28 Views0 Comments

Went to an M.C. Escher exhibition today. All the best prints were on the second floor but unfortunately I couldn't get there.

2146

50 Views0 Comments

My dad paints all of his pictures in his own blood. He suffers for his art.

2143

49 Views0 Comments

Vincent Van Gogh. There's a man. Everyone said to him "you can't be an artist! You only have one ear!" and you know what he said? "Sorry, I can't hear you".

2140

50 Views0 Comments

'Every picture tells a story'. The picture up in my house, tells me how bad security is at the Khalil museum, and that Van Gogh's painting is not worth 32m.

2116

49 Views0 Comments

At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table?

2127

63 Views0 Comments

I always thought auctions were really boring, but the one I went too today was really exciting. Granted, I was sat at the back of the room with a tazer.

2117

60 Views0 Comments

I've developed a foolproof technique any of you can use to sculpt a model of an elephant. 1. Get a huge block of marble. 2. Chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant.

2139

84 Views0 Comments

My mate fancies himself as an artist and wants to sketch me. I told him, "I'm very busy at the moment." "How about next Sunday afternoon?" he suggested. I said, "Not too sure - but pencil me in."

An artist tried to concentrate on his painting, but the attraction he felt for his nude model finally became irresistible

78 Views0 Comments

An artist tried to concentrate on his painting, but the attraction he felt for his nude model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe yo...

2121

111 Views0 Comments

Abstract erotic art... ...It's the shape of things to come.

Page 1 of 212