Category: Art

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Felt it would be a good idea to draw straws with my mates to see which one of us went for the munter out of a group of girls. And people say my a BA in Art would be useless.

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Damien Hirst partner has walked out on him for another man. Like a dead cow in an art gallery he must be gutted.

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I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so i mounted it

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Just finished reading 50 shades of grey - I thought it was rather monochromatic.

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My father gave me my first condom. Sadly, he was wearing it at the time.

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A new exhibition where the artist uses human excrement to create celebrity portraits opens tomorrow. There'll be some familiar faeces on show.

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Who's boss of the pencil case? The Ruler.

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How do we know Vermeer had a low sperm count? Well, it's not 'Girl with a Pearl Necklace' is it?

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Consistently innovative and exciting, the London International Mime Festival returns....Now you're talking

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Fifty shades of grey The first ever book for dogs

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Whenever I'm asked who the man of the match is, my answer is always the same. Lowry.

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I lost so much cash through having my art stolen recently, but fortunately this month I've Claude Monet back.

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