Category: Animal

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What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot? One's a kangaroo and one's a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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I've just adopted a Giant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo. Mind you, I don't think he's going to be happy when he's old enough to realise I'm not his real Dad.

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I've just dropped my cat in an ice cream maker. Who wants a McFluffy?

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My dog's getting slow in his old age. He's just brought me yesterdays newspaper.

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I spotted a golden retriever this morning... I've always prefered dalmations.

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I was once debating about animal testing with someone who claimed it was their responsibility to 'give a voice to the voiceless'. So I guess parrots are fair game.

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I had a go on one of those stalls where you shoot a duck over and you get a prize. I noticed if you aim the gun at the guy running the stall, you get ALL the prizes.

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Peperami, it's a bit of an animal. I've no idea which animal though, or which bit.

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Why did the French chicken cross the road? To surrender to the other side.

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I can levitate birds. No one cares.

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I see there was a really fast response after the fox attack on those babies. It's a good thing that the parents didn't cry wolf by mistake.

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I had a look at a rambling guide yesterday. I was quite surprised by it really, I didn't realise you could get jewellery for sheep.