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BBC News: Anti-Semetic cats stage Military Coup in Germany. It's the Furred Reich.

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I bought a lap dog, but I had to get rid of it. Every time I sat on its lap it bit me.

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So after several attempts of the same experiment, I can safely say Dolphins really aren't so smart on land.

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My girlfriend came running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind her. "There's a huge spider in there!" She said. "Thanks love, I'll remember to knock first." I replied.

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I've always been amazed by the Dolly the Sheep story. It's amazing to know we've managed to make a clone of a sheep. Just imagine that, a field full of sheep that all look the same.

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I don't know why everyone tarnishes Oriental folk with the same brush. My neighbours are Chinese and when they came for dinner they were mortified that I cooked them a cat. Maybe because it was theirs.

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What do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip? To get to the same side.

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What drugs do ducks sell? Quack Cocaine.

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You can't out run, out climb or out swim a bear. So always go into the woods with someone you can out run, out climb and out swim.

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I was talking to a wildlife expert earlier. I said, "how do you tell the difference between a male and a female hedgehog?" He said, "easy: the males have got loads of holes on their chest and a pained look on their fa...

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To look for a tight seal.

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