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I was once told to live everyday as if it were my last, but getting depressed, curling up in bed and waiting to die just really doesn't appeal to me.

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I phoned the 'Rape Helpline' yesterday. They suggested I buy a balaclava.

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National Sarcasm Society - Like we need your support...

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My Dad's suggestion to fight fire with fire turned out to be very bad advice indeed. I guess I should have learnt not to trust him after the incident where I used paper to defend myself from rocks.

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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my Mrs has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'w...

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Tried to impress my wife this morning by putting all the plates in the dishwasher before she came home. Apparently, we don't have a dishwasher. Another washing machine ruined...

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The irony of you telling me to "get a life" is that I'll probably take yours...

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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

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There are two rules for success: 1. Don't tell all you know

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I'll always remember the day my teacher asked me 'Didn't your Mother teach you not to play with fire?' No, I replied, never really knew my Mother, she was killed in a chip pan fire in 1994.

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'Dont shoot the messenger.' Do postmen count? I'm gonna need a quick answer on this.

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When it comes to driving men think they own the road and women think no one else is on the road.............

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