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Go into your local charity shop, share a story, shed a tear and then see the look on their face when you tell them you're not really the secret millionaire.

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My mate recently became a black belt in judo. I said, "That's all very well but, really, how often are you going to be attacked by a man in a dressing-gown?"

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Roadside accidents; a great place to pick up that last-minute anniversary gift.

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Why is it when people try to fly they go to the top of a building. Why not try running and jumping from the ground, at least that way the fall isn't as far

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Be the life of the party by murdering all the other guests.

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What's the best thing to come out of Coventry? The A45

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I got an advice slip from the cash machine today, It read 'Don't re-heat chicken once it's cooked'

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Top Tip: Go down the pub so you don't feel guilty watching your wife do all the housework.

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Anybody else think we'll be seeing the words "Database latency too high" on Friday?

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Why do we have to wear seatbelts on planes? Has there ever been a time when a air crash investigator has viewed a plane crash scene and said, if only they were wearing seatbelts.

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If you had bought 1,000 dollars worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. If you had bought 1,000 dollars worth of Enron stock, you would now have $16.50 of the original $1,000. With Worldcom, ...

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Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi.

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