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I asked my teacher for advice when taking my maths exam and he said that you should always read through the paper first. That's the last time I listen to him. I was halfway through my horoscope when I heard, "Okay, pe...

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Top Tip: if you can hear the police banging on your door to complain about the noise then it clearly isn't loud enough....

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Half a coconut hung from a tree makes a nutritious food for your garden birds. It also helps to keep other coconuts away from your house.

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If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.

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Dear Deirdre Ever since I've been able to write, I've had problems with people recognising me for my work. It's really getting me down. Can you please help? Anon.

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Ladies, you can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want.

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I think I've come up with a cure for baldness. Don't get married or have kids.

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I was standing at the bus stop with my mate and with this old lady last night waiting for the bus to arrive. Suddenly, the old dear caught the hiccups. She tried her best to ignore it, but i could see it in her eyes t...

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So the wife left me today.. I guess replying " just go out without your makeup on" when she asked what was the cheapest way for her to dress up as a zombie for Halloween wasn't such a great idea

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If your mother-in-law dies just remember - the gathering that takes place after the burial is called 'the wake.' Not 'the afterparty.'

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To all the A level students who got their results but weren't too happy, just remember 2 things 1) you tried your hardest, 2) I dont like gherkins on my big mac's!

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LEA & PERRINS- Save on printing costs of bottle labels by moving your Worcestershire sauce factory to Kent.

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