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Excuse me if I sound rude, but if your greatest achievement in the world of work has been getting a job as a careers advisor, then the very last thing I would ever want from you is advice on my career.


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It was good advice when someone told me I'd never meet the woman of my dreams at a bar. The women in my dreams aren't old enough to get in.


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Am I the only one getting annoyed with all these jokes that relate directly to Sickipedia that become so popular? These jokes don't work in the real world. Try telling a joke about data latency being too high after an...


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I just saw the advert for Compare The Meerkat com saying that they are updating their server to cope with more people online. Sickipedia! Take Note!! Simples.......


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Top tip: When at the airport, if you get asked "Anything to declare?", it's not the best response to say "A Thumb War". Still though, their prison isn't too bad.


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When people say I care too much about what other people think, I reply tearfully "Do you really think that?"


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They say that drinking can help you forget, but I simply can't afford to forget.


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My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."


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Parents. Avoid scarring your children when watching violent movies by blindfolding them and locking them in a cupboard.


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Before you accuse your boyfriend of cheating on you remember that empty lollipop wrappers look like condom wrappers.


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Is it just me that reads a joke and looks at the score before laughing or not?


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"Keep your trap shut!" my dad always said. I resent him for that. So does my greyhound.

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