A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing.
"Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?"
"No, I haven't. What's the problem?"
I walked up to this woman in a bar the other night
"You're a feminist, aren't you?" i said to her
amazed she said "Yes, yes I am, but how'd you know?"
so I told her "I can see your armpit hair from the other side of h...